What, this decrepit old pile? This is just our retirement property.
— Nah, not really. This is Neuschwanstein Castle in Bavaria. Isn’t it gorgeous?
I’m putting it up because quite literally everyone I know is having a crappity-rotten day today, experiencing issues ranging from the annoying to the very seriously nasty, and I for one could use something pretty to look at. And I’ll bet you could too. So, here you go! If you come visit us 20 years from now, we’ll try to put you in a guest room with a balcony overlooking an Alp.